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Stripper sued by customer.
November 16, 2019
Greetings fellow Bizarros:
We have all read those stories about some druggy who calls the police because his dealer screwed him over (or the story of the pot grower who called the police because somebody broke into his grow-house and stole a bunch of his pot plants). There was even a story about a guy who called the police because a hooker "stole" his money without providing service. But today's story is a new one on me.
A Houston woman who says she is a stripper is being sued in small claims court by one of her customers.
Her stage name is Nomi. She says she works in a Houston strip club and admits she went out a few times with one of her customers named Robert.
"I've never heard of a customer suing a stripper," Nomi said. "I just don't understand how this person can sue me for money that he freely gave. I would never have even taken it had I known I had to pay it back."
Robert wouldn't say much, but confirms he met Nomi at a strip club. He says she owes him about $3,000 worth of DVDs, a laptop and cash, and he's suing to get it back.
I didn't know strippers accepted laptops. How do you fit it in the G-string, I wonder.
Gerald Treece, attorney and law professor at South Texas College of Law, said it comes down to whether it was all gifts. "It has no really great legal value," he said. "It was 'wow' value, and it all depends on whose facts the court believes."
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Never liked gin, always thought it tasted like crap. Guess I was right.
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