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Furry fugitives on the loose in Cincinnati.
April 10, 2021
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"For hours, I was just shook because that's not something that you see every day," said Sammy Trinh of Cincinnati. What had Sammy so shook up was the sight of several hairy figures clambering in a tree across from her house. Soon, the police began receiving calls about several sighting of the mysterious figures around the Cincinnati area. But what were they?
Trinh said the video she took shows three monkeys in a tree. Another woman also said she saw one of the monkeys.
"I thought the monkeys was gone I started making jokes showing my mom. My mom thought I was crazy. I said, 'look there's monkeys out here.' Then I heard it making the noises, not 'ooh ooh aah aah' stuff, but grunts, so I didn't know what it was," Alycha Tucker said. "I just stood there as my eyes adjusted to pitch blackness and that is when I saw it, just standing there, taller than garbage can, and its arms were real long hanging down and its arms are real skinny."
The Cincinnati Zoo said none of their monkeys were missing.
"We have received lots of inquiries and want to make sure people know that all primates being cared for at the Cincinnati Zoo are here and never left!" zoo officials said in a statement. "The Cincinnati Police Department received reports from private citizens that they saw monkeys in the Price Hill area late last night, but they have not been able to find any."
Police did not spot any of the monkeys, leaving the monkey mystery still open.
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