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September 28, 2022
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Aisle 6: Kitchenwares, Pet Food, Corpses.
It is kind of a macabre testament to the capitalist spirit that a California Target remained open for hours while the body of a suicide victim lie in the housewares aisle.
Police were called to the Target where a man had walked into the store and headed to the kitchen section to select a knife. Surveillance video showed him standing in the aisle and removing the knife from its packaging.
In one of the more horrible ways to commit suicide, the man proceeded to stab himself to death in front of horrified shoppers.
Upon arrival officers located the individual with an apparent stab wounds to the torso. The man was declared dead at the scene.
It is unclear exactly how long the body lay in the aisle, but you have to assume a stockboy had to put some tape up. Maybe display one of those floor signs that say "Cuidado: Piso Mojado".
The last thing Target wants is a lawsuit from somebody slipping in a pool of blood and twisting an ankle.
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