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Wednesday, September 19, 2018
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There has got to be a better way to transport valuables, but apparently still one of the most popular ways is up one's butt. At least across borders. Personally, I would rather pay the tax than do what these rather disgusting international gold smugglers did.
A man has been arrested by the Customs department at the Indira Gandhi International airport here for allegedly trying to smuggle a kilogram of gold by hiding it in his rectum, an official statement said. The 24-year-old passenger was intercepted upon his arrival from Dubai.
Upon a detailed examination of his baggage and a personal search, it was discovered that the accused had hidden nine gold bars, weighing 1.04 kg, inside his rectum, the statement said.
What kind of baggage searches are they conducting in Delhi if they found the gold up his butt?
The gold bars were seized and the passenger was arrested.
In another case, a French national and an Indian were arrested for allegedly trying to smuggle gold into the country. One of them had come from Chennai, and the other, who holds a French passport, arrived here from Singapore.
"A detailed baggage and personal search of the passengers resulted in the recovery of one gold bar and five gold biscuits weighing 1.5 kgs," the customs department said, adding that the duo were arrested and the gold was seized.
The gold market in India must be really hot.
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Someone wrote; "Lewis, you don't really believe in that religious mumbo-jumbo, do you? Even the Pope said there's no hell." Tell that reader that 'the pope was never married'! Not until you've been married can you really believe in hell.
LEWIS; Sadly I can remember back in late 1960s when self-imposed segregation and racial debating were frequent on-campus problems. Whether a white gal or a black gal was homecoming queen was a big deal. There were clubs for students of certain ethnicities. It is indeed shameful that such practices still exist today. -R.S.
Louis, if people willingly segregate themselves, does that mean the segregationists were right in the first place? Everything is getting very confusing lately.
[Don't worry, you're not alone.]
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BIZARRE FACTS THAT YOU HAVE TO SEE TO BELIEVE!...
So the question is who was performing the oral sex on whom and was the dog male or female? Did his girlfriend participate? And finally was the dog part of the LBGTQ movement?
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